The One where Mom Needs a Nap. The One where the Neighborhood Chases Geese. The One with Emotions Running High. The One where the Dryer is Haunted. The One with the Half-hearted Dinner Plan.

The One where the Nursery Still Looks Like a Blank Slate. The One with No Bending Over. The One with the Zoom Call. The One where the Children Argue Over a Blanket. The One where Bedtime Doesn’t Mean Anything to Anyone. The One when Normal Chores Turn into All Day Endeavors. The One with the Negligent Facebook Marketplace User.

The One with the Useless Pregnancy Pillow. The One where Monica Mom Organizes all the Clothes Bins. The One with the Heat Wave. The One No One Wants to Talk About.

The One where There are Still No Clean Baby Clothes. The One with All the Lists. The One where the Middle of the Night Becomes Sacred. The One with the Sunrise that Says it’s All Going to be OK.

The One where Mom and Deep Cleaning Anything are on a Break. The One with the Minor Freak Out Session. The One with the Stepped on LEGO. The One where the Artwork is Still Not on the Wall Two Years Later.

The One with the Snack Plate Lunch. The One with All the Homeschool Planning. The One with the Drama. The One with the Drama, Part 2. The One with 24 Days Left on the Countdown. The One when Mom Thinks About Packing a Hospital Bag. The One with the Dancing Belly.

The One where I Sign Off for Today,

MM